{"product_id":"preorder-childish-adult-rug","title":"[PREORDER] CHILDISH ADULT CLOUD RUG","description":"\u003ch2\u003e☁️ Cloud Rug — CHILDISH ADULT Edition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the rug that thinks it’s a cloud. Soft, squishy, and unapologetically extra, this blue beauty comes shaped like a fluffy daydream with \u003cstrong\u003eCHILDISH ADULT\u003c\/strong\u003e stitched loud and proud across the middle. Basically, it’s a floor flex.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine‑woven with plush polyester fibres (aka: cloud cosplay material), it’s comfy enough to nap on, dance on, or dramatically collapse onto when adulthood gets too real. Washable and foldable too — because yes, life gets messy, and no, we don’t believe in “delicate only” drama.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eDisclaimer: Your washing machine is not a magician. Please check it can actually handle this rug before you throw it in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare + Flooring Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBacking comes with grip dots, but if your floor is stone, slate, concrete, or has underfloor heating, use an underlay unless you want accidental “rug tattoos” on your tiles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep it away from damp floors or leftover cleaning chemicals — clouds don’t vibe with puddles.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStains + Cleaning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpills happen. Blot fast, wash when needed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eResults may vary depending on stain type (wine vs. mystery sauce vs. dog zoomies).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlways double‑check your machine’s capacity before sending this cloud on a spin cycle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis rug isn’t just décor — it’s a \u003cstrong\u003estatement piece\u003c\/strong\u003e that says: “Yes, I’m childish. Yes, I’m adult. And yes, I put my brand name on a cloud.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Childish Adult Hong Kong","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49584532488451,"sku":null,"price":268.0,"currency_code":"HKD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/1858\/7139\/files\/0FDE5C23-0B21-4561-B8ED-743289B44B0E.jpg?v=1789209311","url":"https:\/\/childishadult.shop\/products\/preorder-childish-adult-rug","provider":"Childish Adult Hong Kong","version":"1.0","type":"link"}